Monthly Archives: September 2013

NFL fans: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Lot of talk this week about the Victor Cruz/Calvin Johnson TDs.  Everyone shut the fuck up ’cause you’re coming off like a complete idiot:

1 – Victor Cruz had a legal TD no matter what Mike Pereira says.  Did you know Mike Pereira actually flip-flopped on this?  He initially said Cruz had a TD, then “reversed” his decision.  Mike Pereira, shut the fuck up.

2 – Calvin Johnson DID NOT HAVE A LEGAL TD.  SHUT THE FUCK UP.

3 – Calvin Johnson is the highest paid receiver in NFL history.  History.  Highest paid.  $132 million.  The ENTIRE RULE IS NAMED AFTER HIM.  A fucking professional getting paid NINE FUCKING FIGURES should KNOW THE RULE THAT IS NAMED AFTER HIM.  Otherwise, he’s a fucking dumbass.  Detroit, shut the fuck up.

4 – We’re talking about two plays out of a trillion over the entire weekend.  Two fucking plays, both  correctly called anyway.  Two fucking plays that weren’t in the same TIME ZONE… two fucking plays that DIDN’T FACTOR into the outcome of the game…. TWO FUCKING PLAYS THAT DIDN’T MATTER AT ALL.  These kinds of close calls are actually MUCH RARER than a lot of people realize.  When was the last time this shit was even brought up?  Oh yeah, three fucking years ago when the Calvin Johnson rule was established.  THREE FUCKING YEARS AGO.  How many Pass Interferences, hitting a defenseless receiver, missed holdings, the entire SF/GB bungle (scab refs… oh wait, no they ain’t.  lol scab refs lol) … how many plays did the refs missed THIS WEEKEND THAT MATTERED?  A lot.  Shut the fuck up.

TWO INCONSEQUENTIAL PLAYS… ONE INCLUDING A MAN THAT SHOULD KNOW THE RULE NAMED AFTER HIM HE BANKRUPTED DETROIT… SHUT THE FUCK UP.